How to Drive Yourself Crazy in No Easy Steps
THE WAITING. The waiting. The interminable waiting. How to occupy yourself when your only true occupation is to wait? I have weeded my garden. I have organized my refrigerator. I have weeded my garden again. I have tried to teach my puppy to sit. I have eaten all the chocolate in the house, including the chocolate chips, which weren’t really meant for snacking.
I haven’t gotten any work done.
I’m trying to wait, patiently. I’m not a patient person.
I hate waiting, in fact.