Simply put, they’re magic

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You have to make an impressive exit or your story won’t swing

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Good news/bad news

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Don’t start by tearing off all your clothes!

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Why do I love the dark stuff so much?

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Who knew covering up could be so liberating?

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Anyone need a 25-gallon drum of hand sanitizer?

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But small bites of it can be easier to swallow

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Put on your hard pants and your travel jacket: Life is coming for you

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First: Scream into a pillow. Second: Look away.

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Susan Orlean

Staff writer, The New Yorker. Author of The Library Book, The Orchid Thief, and more…Head of my very own book club (join me!)

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